kungfuchipmunck (kungfuchipmunck) wrote,
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"i wanna see the world"

ok, i reached 100 comments. plus a few more. it's time for an update.
i can't wait until i'm 18. when i can go out on my own... and stopped being seen as an extension of my mother. seriously, she fills out an application and it says "kids?" and it's like i'm an appendage or something. i want to be recognized as an individual in society. it took me forever to figure out what i want to do for a career, but i think i want to write for national geographics. i mean, not the most exciting magazine in the world, but it will pay for me to travel the world, and that's what i want to do. you know what i really want to do for a living? kill stupid people. all i wanted to do today was go get Donnie Darko because it's a kickass movie, but i spent 5 hours out of the house today, and i still don't have it. see, my mom took me through about a hundred different furniture stores because my mom is an idiot, but i delt with the boredom so i could get my movie. so then i go to walmart [saw bryan.. bryan=girly love] and they didn't have it. i mean, they used to, and they have all of these other crap movies, but they don't have donnie darko now. wtf. so i decided to drag my mom over to target, and look there. half an hour later i was ready to kill someone because they also DID NOT HAVE IT. i was browsing through the videos and it amazed me how many absolute crap movies they had. i mean, they had crossroads, which came from the valley of the horrific and was verging on the the universe of disturbing, but they did not have donnie darko.

what kind of idiot chooses crossroads over donnie darko?! the idiot kind, that's who. like, when some guy says "ok, we only have enough room in stock for one more movie. crossroads or donnie darko?" and the moron chooses crossroads.

that's the kind of people i want to kill for a living. the world needs less stupid people.

so, i was highly disappointed that i couldn't have donnie darko, not to mention Buffy season 6 was just DANGLING in front of me at ever store i went to, but i couldn't buy it because my mom knows it's $50, and if i just brought it home she'd be like "where did you get that?!?!" ["uhh... found it? hehe.."] so that was very unpleasant. and speaking of DANGLE, they had the first season of Reno 911! as well ::yay::. not that i could have that either, though. so finally i settled on getting Fight Club and Practical Magic. if you haven't seen fight club, you need to either rent it or borrow it from me [there's a list, so you'll have to wait] and it's not just good because brad pitt isn't wearing a shirt in alot of the scenes. it really is a good movie about getting back to the animalistic insticts within ourselves, and really leveling the value of humans so we are all equal. that's what i got out of it anyway. and i like practical magic when i was younger [about 10], so i wanted to know if i'd like it now.


stale beer and bad pick up lines
don't you know you're flirting with disaster?
good luck getting her home
she's said no and you haven't even asked her
opportunity is knocking
too bad you're deaf
life is running out
when you're gone, what's left?

born to feed
and grow
and reproduce
to carry on a species
that has no use
let's make the world
a better place
by killing your neighbor
detroy the human race
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators now

power and money
and pride and greed
it's all that matters
it's all that we need
kill or be killed
eat or be eaten
do or die
a system that can't be beaten
make love not war
what are you fighting for?

born to feed
and grow
and reproduce
to carry on a species
that has no use
let's make the world
a better place
by killing your neighbor
detroy the human race
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators now

leaving a legacy
of carrying on idiocy
advanced technology
and a rigged democracy
do yourself a favor
and indulge in the arts
before the predators come
and take them away

born to feed
and grow
and reproduce
to carry on a species
that has no use
let's make the world
a better place
by killing your neighbor
detroy the human race
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators
we're all just predators now
-Jamie Luna Sphinn "Predators"
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